Bargain Cluck Box

Better than KFC

Tired of paying through the ass for that (in my opinion) corpsey looking breaded sh!te in Kentucky F**ked Chicken? Sick of getting COLESLAW with chips? (Bast@rd revolting!) Then why not head on over to Farmfoods and stick one of these "SFC Bargain Boxes. Only cost three of your British pounds and for that you get 6 good sized chicken legs/thighs coated in the obligatory breadcrumbs. 30 minutes in the oven and BOSH! Job done.
I am a huge fan of fried chicken but have a major dislike for KFC grub with their God awful soggy chips and foul looking chicken portions in sloppy coating, so seeing this box o' fried clucks in Farmfoods made me smile like a cleaver going through a chickens neck. (I suppose I could make it at home but Id probably f**k it up and waste good meat which would be a darned shame when people are starving.) Pleased to report that its good stuff too! Had some for lunch, and like a whore in a porno, I was left feeling very full and satisfied. Nice big chunks of white thigh, succulent legs and not too 'breadcrumby'. You could easily feed two youngsters and an adult with one box providing you made chips to go with it. Now, how much would it cost to feed three people in KFC? Exactly.

Britain's BIG Fry Up!

I need to go here. Or better still, I wish a local cafe would create something similar. Not saying it would be easy, far from it, the potatoes would make it harder for me because im not a fan of hash browns in a fry up, but I would certainly do a much better job than the guy in this video. Ive eaten large fried breakfasts in Ireland (not this big obviously but big) and always finished them with room for a bit more so I would be confident in getting my £15 back. Im starving now.

In Fry We Trust

Quick! Call the health police, I just fried bacon AND bread! Oh my f**king God, im such a hedonist. Frying food? Don't I know that grilling is better? Well NO its not. Grills are only good for cheese on toast.

Pepperoni Pizza & Egg

Heres something I rustled up last night during a drinking session. you can tell im on the sauce because I repeat the fact im using fresh farm eggs throughout the entire vid. El Oh El! (LOL geddit?) Anyway this is one of those perfect drinking meals in my opinion as it covers all the bases: meat, bread, cheese and egg. Enjoy!

Ps ~ theres no Cannibal Corpse playing in the background like there usually is, because if there was you wouldn't hear me talking. And you wouldn't want that now would you?

Spam Fritters

Looks greasy, tastes great!

I like Spam. I know it gets knocked around as 'World War II food' because of its popularity due to rationing in the 1940's but I care not. I like the stuff. And its versatile too because it will go with almost anything. Salads, chips, rice, eggs, you name it. I can't understand folk not liking Spam, afterall its only chopped pork shoulder meat & ham. Just add batter for fritters. Whats not to like?
as you can see, I cooked a few baked spuds to go with them and im happy to report it was a success. Huzzah! By the way those dollops of what look like butter on the potatoes, are not butter at all but Cheese spread. Added artery buster granted but its not like I cook this every day. Moderation.


Wouldn't it just!

Bacon With A Difference

Food To Crash Your Heart Too

That plate of fried goodiness above won't do your arteries any favours but its the perfect remedy after a night on the sauce (the alcoholic kind, not HP). Bacon Grill, sausage, egg, tomato and fried bread. "But what is this Bacon Grill stuff all about?" I hear you ask. Its simply canned pork, which when fried tastes a bit like bacon. Think Spam and you'd be pretty close.
Its not very popular outside the UK, and a lot of Britons don't much like it either, but I friggen' LOVE THE STUFF! Granted its probably one of the unhealthiest food stuffs on the market, considering all that mulched pork rind that goes into it, but since we've recently discovered that supermarkets are passing all kinds of weird fish off as cod, im not too worried.
If you can find a shop that stocks Bacon Grill I highly recommend that you try it fellow moshers. But one warning: its quite filling stuff so go easy on the amount of 'rashers' you chuck in the frying pan.

Fried Chicken ~ Ballad Of The Breadcrumb

One word: Awesome

May believe fried chicken was created in the Southern American states but truth is, this delicious food has been in the UK and Europe since the medieval period. In Italy, fried chicken was known as pollo fritto. It was Scottish immigrants who introduced our American cousins to this culinery delight, because unlike the english who boiled or roasted their chicken, the Scottish deep fried it in fat. Like I would have done. 'Tis the metal thing to do.
There is an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where the characters are in the prehistoric time and they discover fire and begin frying their food. They start frying everything because fried food TASTES F**KING GREAT!
I had a KFC like most children but it was at a picnic or barbecue that I remember really believing I had bit into Heaven's thigh when I had it. It was a simple meal of fried chicken and coleslaw and man I thought Id hit the mother lobe! It was the heroin for my taste buds and im not exaggerating here.
Fried chicken is the Second Coming.