Not exactly metal or edible (unless I use it as a soup strainer) but aren't beards most awesomely BADASS? Mine is anyway, and yup, that's its up there in the pic. Beard maketh the man! Ive been growing this bad boy since June 2010 and boy, its hosted a lot of good stuff from Jagermeister to kangaroo steak (and not not forgetting some of the worlds most blisteringly hot sauces.) I don't know about you moshers but I don't trust a clean shaven fella, closet skeleton cradlers all. Mind you, I trust goatee growers even less (Kerry King is the exception) because they are the planets toe dippers, wanting some facial fungus but unwilling (or unable) to grow a full chin badger.
