Friday 28 December 2012

Rockers We Lost 2012

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In Memoriam

Riot founder and guitarist Mark Reale passed away at the age of 57 on Jan. 25 after complications from his longtime battle with Crohn’s disease.

Former vocalist of Swedish heavy metal pioneers Destiny, Therese Hanserot, died on Jan. 17, 2012 at the age of 48.

Heavy metal lost an important name on January 14 when former Diamond Head drummer Robbie France passed away at the age of 52.

Singer Nicole Bogner passed away after a battle with an unspecified “serious disease” in early January 2012 at the age of 27. Bogner fronted the Austrian symphonic metal band Visions of Atlantis.

Larry “Rhino” Reinhardt, former guitarist for rock legends Iron Butterfly, passed away at the age of 63 on January 2.

**** And those not so Metal ****

Actor Larry Hagman who played the iconic J.R. Ewing died November 24th in the Texas city that made him a household name.

Phyllis Diller died at the age of 95 on August 20th

Singer/Songwriter Andy Williams passed away on September 25th

Astronaut Neil Armstrong died on August 25th, aged 82

Indian sitar maestro Ravi Shankar

Jazz legened Dave Brubeck

Comic artist Joe Kubert passed on August 12th

Author Gore Vidal died July 31

Bee Gee Robin Gibb

Disco legend Donna Summer died on May 17

Beastie Boy Adam Yauch

Men at Work member Greg Ham was found dead on April 19th

Film artist Ralph McQuarrie (who designed the original look of the first 'Star Wars') died at the age of 82 on March 3rd

The Monkees'Davy Jones died February 29th

Whitney Houston died February 11th

Boxing trainer Angelo Dundee died at the age of 90 on February 1st

General H. "Stormin'" Norman Schwarzkopf passed December 27th

Tuesday 25 December 2012

Festive Grub



The tastiest skin from a bird EVER. It might be bad for you but how can something this good be so bad? Makes chicken skim taste like lettuce. Oh my God fathers is it lush. Like an orgasm really. True story.

Below is the festive Phaal curry I make with the leftover meat. Gently fry some onions in lightly oiled saucepan, add the meat, the curry paste (I use Patak's) and pepper and chili and simmer for 15 minutes. You can add tomatoes too if thats your thing.
Oh and cook with some great metal playing in the background. I had Trivium's brilliant Ascendancy album kicking out.




Phaal Curry
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Bacon and Cheese on Toast

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Friday 21 December 2012

Dogs D'Amour Gig prog



Amazed how this concert programme has survived with me since 1989 (23 fooking years!) but it has, and I was at the gig of course: 11th October 1989, Cardiff University. Burning Tree in support.

Sunday 16 December 2012

Join The Army



Suicidal Tendencies ~ Join The Army (1987)

1. Suicidal Maniac
2. Join the Army
3. You Got, I Want
4. ALittle Each Day
5. The Prisoner
6. War Inside My Head
7. I Feel Your Pain and I Survive
8. Human Guinea Pig
9. Possessed to Skate
10. No Name, No Words
11. Born to Be Cyco
12. Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right (But They Make Me Feel a Whole Lot Better)
13. Looking in Your Eyes

Tuesday 11 December 2012

Mega Death!!

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Dare me?

Nope this has nothing to do with a certain Dave Mustaine's band but it WILL have you sweating bullets (see what I did there?) and a whole lot more I shouldn't wonder. Hold on to yer asses, this journey might get a little bumpy because my fellow moshers I give you the Mega Death Sauce! A sauce that contains ingredients 500 times HOTTER than a Jalapeno Chile. Crikey! To add to the fear factor(y) it has various 'Warnings O'Doom' on the bottle such as "Use sparingly" and "Not recommended for use without dilution". Gulp. Along with the other spices, Mega Death Sauce contains Habanero Peppers, Cayenne Peppers and Chipotle Peppers. And I simply have to try it. I can deny it to my tastebuds no longer.

Disclaimer: Warning: this product contains the hottest known ingredients on the planet earth. Please use with extreme caution.

It ARRIVED!!

Monday 10 December 2012

Farmfoods: Spicy Wings

Farmfoods has become a great place to stock up on frozen junk food at wallet friendly prices. Feasts Of Metal cannot ignore this and since one has recently opened in Carmarthen (near MacDonalds), ive decided to share some tasty goodies. If you've never been there, seriously do so. They charge signicantly lower prices than what Tesco or Morrosons do. £1 for 4 turkey burgers, £2 chicken nuggets, £1 battered/crumbed onion rings. Ideal for parties or barbecues.

Spicy chicken wings


Chicken (buffalo) wings are not as popular here as they are in the United States for some reason (wise up people!) but they are a perfect snack to have on picnics or during movies/rugby matches/gaming marathons. (Ive even taken them into the cinema!) You can create different dips and sauces too so that things don't get samey.
To be honest I wan't expecting great things from these wings from Farmfoods but I was happy to have been proved otherwise. Really tasty and quite meaty too considering they are only chicken wings. (I know in the video below I say theres not much meat on them but that was filmed before id tried the bigger pieces.) In fact some bits seemed like bits of thigh. Only recommended for the spicy lovers out there, this is not a mild tasting sauce. £1.50 for a bag of 9 pieces is very easy on the pocket meaning you can stock up on a few extra bottles of the hard stuff.

The Result:



The chicken below wasn't from the same pack but a blog can never have enough pix of fried chicken and scotch. That was supper a few months ago.

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Monday 3 December 2012

Vindaloo Soup

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Yup you read it right! Vindaloo Soup, I went against the naysayers, ignored the doubters and just went ahead and made it. Grabbed a packet of Hidi Grand vindaloo paste (50p from Home Bargains), heated it on a hob without meat (hey it was almost vegan hehe) and tipped it into a bowl. Bingo!
So how did I come up with the idea? Am I so BADASS that im willing to eat 'raw' vindaloo curry? Truth is I was feeling a little under the weather but was tired of boring old chicken soup, so decided a bit more horsepower was needed (emphasis on 'power' not 'horse'.) And do you know what? It wasn't half bad either! In fact if I had used a better curry paste and not some cheap stuff from Home Bargains this would have been fairly f**king awesome! Cleared my sinus headache lovely.
Another bonus was it restored my appetite. Weird huh? Curry seems to have this effect on me, I might be suffering from the dodgiest of stomach pains (very rare due to Ox-like constitution) but one whiff of a strong curry and im healed like Jesus on a leper.

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Just add bread

Sunday 4 November 2012

Molotov Cocktail

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My first metal vid!

That up there is the first heavy metal music video I ever owned: Molotov Cocktail. Bbought for me by a very understanding Mother at Christmas and boy I was chuffed to leather and studdery! 1984 was the year CBS/Fox released this awesome little VHS cassette (not long after the wheel was invented.) I must have watched and rewound it a dozen times straight off the bat (the carols being on definate hold), amazed at finally being able to see my metal heroes perform 'live' in my living room. Remember this was early eighties and coverage of music was in its absolute infancy with regards to programmes and videos covering music. Even more so for such a niche genre as heavy metal, there was no Youtube or Spotify, so having a metal video containing 8 songs by top names was bragging rights. Oh yes!


Artists and tracks:

Fast Way

1. Tell Me
2. All Fired Up

Ozzy Osbourne

1.Bark At The Moon
2. So Tired

Judas Priest

1. You've Got Another Thing Coming
2. Free Wheel Burning

Blue Oyster Cult

1. Burning For You
2. Take Me Away

Thursday 27 September 2012

Cliff Burton



RIP Cliff Burton, who died 26 years ago today. You made some awesome music brother and we're lucky to be able to still hear your beautiful, heavy legacy today.

Friday 21 September 2012

Download Headliners 2013

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Yup moshers, Iron Maiden and Rammstein are the two main headliners for Download 2013. Thats Official and if you have any sense, you will be heading over to the festiaval website next friday to order your tickets. Even if you happen to be skint, sell a kidney or something because it will be worth it. These two bands are amazing live and to get the chance to see both at the same festival, well its more than enough to get yer pants/ies moist. Hell even it was Maiden and Rammstein appearing the price of tickets will be worth it.

Monday 17 September 2012

Cannibal Corpse





Evisceration Plague

Cannibal Corpse are a killer f**king band. Their last three albums, Kill, Evisceration Pague and Torture have all been mighty slabs of pure death metal. (And I love the records before those too of course. Eaten Back to Life!) I always begin the day with a Corpse album, its like a power shot of adrenaline injected straight into the f**king eyeballs and make no mistake.
And when I first heard them way waaay back I dismissed the band as merely a gimmick and trying too hard to nick Obituary's style. What a fool I was and Id like to go back in time and kick my younger self in the ass for thinking lie that. Although in my defense, I didnt think that for very long and was soon a Cannibal Corpse fan having been won over by their unrelenting power, aggression and talent to write POUNDING-HEAVY-AS-SHIT metal songs. Hell when you discover such a bad ass band as the Corpsters, it isn't long before repenting those earlier words of doubt. (You can't really blame me for the initial doubt, ive seen too many wannabes in my 30 years of being a metalhead, but Cannibal Corpse are NOT one of them.)
Anyway enjoy these videos and if this does happen to be your first introduction to the band, then head over to Youtube and kick out some more of their brillantly heavy tunes. You won't regret it! Unless your ears and innards are made of cloth. MOSH THOSE NUTS OFF!!

Encased In Concrete


See a full gig here!

Monday 10 September 2012

Fugu As Fug



Japanese delicacy, the fugu fish (a type of blowfish) is one of the most metal dishes EVER. The fish is two hundred times more poisonous than cyanide and one small mistake during preparation can kill the hungry diner (23 people have died since 2000 from eating it.) So bad ass is a plateful of this, chefs need to be members of a guild and have a special licence from the Japanese government in order to be able to make and serve it. Its not cheap either and costs anything upward of £75 in Tokyo's swankier restaurants.
Fugu fish poisoning has been described as "rapid and violent", beginning with a numbness around the mouth until paralysis arrives as a foreword to blessed death. Oh and you will remain conscious until the reaper calls. There is no antidote. Despite all this, Fugu eating is extremely popular with Japanese diners and tourists alike. Like I said, bad ass.

Heres a guy eating Fugu. His mouth goes numb but he'll be fine (he hopes.)

Tuesday 28 August 2012

Ooh Saucy!

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Budget label needs a bit of work

Good sauce is essential if you want to add a little 'pizzaz' to your food. A bacon buttie is grand but its even grander when you put some brown sauce on it (and thats steak sauce to any Americans reading.) But don't be fooled into thinking the branded types are always the best. (Believe me, ive been a proper label snob and know too well how foolish this is.) Sure there are good brands on offer like HP and Daddie's Sauce but some of the 'lesser' sauces are just as good (better at times.)
Until earlier today, Id never tried Morrison's own brand brown sauce but out of curiosity I found myself popping a bottle in my trolley alongside my regualr HP. And you know something? Its GOOD! In fact its much tastier than the Guinness version of HP sauce because that tastes like day old flat lager (and in my youth I drank plenty of that so I know what im talking about.) The Tesco own brand is f**king horrid though, you need to stay away from that stuff. Morrison's generally have the better own brand groceries and no im not on their payroll.
So how much did they cost? Well HP Guinness was £2.74p while Morrison's own brand was just 38p. Normally with a price difference like that, I run for the hills (or at least to the pricier label) because when something is that much cheaper I get very wary and think it must be slop (theres the brand snobbery again.) But fear not hungry mosher! This time the supermarkets own brand is a winner. Now where did I put that bacon?

Monday 20 August 2012

Happy Birthday Dime!

Happy birthday Dime!! i will raise more than a few glasses in your honour tonight while kicking out the awesome music you helped create.




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Tuesday 14 August 2012

Crumbsuckers

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Crumbsuckers were a crossover/thrash metal outfit that formed in 1982 on an island east of Manhattan, Long Island in Noo Yawk. Along with fellow 'crunchy' bands (my word for the genre) like Cro Mags, Circle Jerks, Agnostic Front and D.R.I., the band led the charge of hardcore, shredding both stage and speakers in there own furious style.
1991 saw Crumbsuckers turn into Heavy Rain after deciding to follow a new leaning toward traditional sounding metal. Members Gary Meskil and Dan Richardson left the band to from Pro Pain.
There was a Crumbsuckers reunion gig in New York at B.B. King Blues Club on August 3rd, 2006 to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Life Of Dreams record.
Sadly they only ever recorded two studio albums, Life Of Dreams in 1986 and Beast On My Back (B.O.M.B.) 1988. The demos that were available were The Crumbsucker Cave, 1984 Demo and March Of The Light Brigades.
Luckily for me, I got my young paws on both albums back in the day (no easy task where I lived) and I thought they were awesome, reminding me of S.O.D (Stormtroopers Of Death), another great band to skate to which was a big plus as I was heavily into skateboarding at the time.
It could be argued by the more 'serious' of music lovers that due to the low output of music, its hard to rate Crumbsuckers albums as classics like you can with Slayer and Metallica, but im not that fickle, and will happily put the epic Life Of Dreams alongside the equally epic Speak English Or Die by aforementioned S.O.D. Both wonderfully happy, crunchy, noisy, fist pumping, funny records with a few serious message lobbed in for good measure.
Check them out below, and crank that volume up!





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Friday 3 August 2012

Serious Sounds

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Crank it up!!

This is the wonderfully LOUD Aiwa music system my father bought me on my 24th birthday (maybe not 24th exactly but I certainly had it around birthdays 24 ~ 26.) It was f**king awesome! 5 disc CD tray to play 5 albums without changing discs, double cassette player, snazzy graphic equaliser plus it played vinyl (which was handy as most of my treasured albums back then were on vinyl.)

Friday 20 July 2012

Kangaroo Steaks

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Fried kangaroo


Raw it reminded me of plums

Kangaroo. Not the most common beast in Britain's wildlife but thanks to meat imports (and German store Lidl), a critter we can nonetheless eat with our beloved chips and feshly baked crusty bread. I love trying new foods, especially meat, and I was pretty stoked (thanks young Americans) at the prospect of getting my fangs into succulent kangaroo chops.
So how was fried Skippy? Well a few people online had said how kangaroo steaks tastes like a cross between venison and lamb (two of my favourite meats) but dancing on my carnivorous tastebuds they were like neither of those. Here's the skinny (or Skippy): KANGAROO TASTES LIKE BEEF STEAK. Seriously, if you enjoy steak from a cow then you'll like steak from a Roo too. In fact put the two on a plate and most would struggle to tell the difference. And like beef steak its a breeze to cook, simply fry on both sides for 4 - 6 minutes and serve. Or throw a few on the barbie as the Aussies would say.
Shame I cooked this for lunch because my guess is they would be delicious with a drop of wine or chilled cider. **Scribbles note for future** As you can see I cooked homecooked chips with it but a jacket potato, or even a salad would suit it well too because although its very much like beef, kangaroo meat isn't as strong in flavour. Even when you slightly overcook it like I did this time. (But it was only a few minutes and was still great).
Oh and meat eaters please dont be getting on any high horses because I had kangaroo for dinner! Any fan of KFC or the Golden Arches has just as much blood on their hands as us roo (or any other critter) flesh munchers. Just do one, you hypocritical sad sacks. Thank you.



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Delicious!

Tuesday 17 July 2012

King Diamond ~ Sweden Live



Set-List:

Intro
The Candle
Welcome Home
** Matt Drum Solo **
Voodoo
At The Graves
Up From The Grave
Let It Be Done
Dreams
Sleepless Nights
** Andy & Mike Solo **
Shapes Of Black
Come To The Sabbath (Guests: Hank Shermann + Michael Poulsen)
Eye Of The Witch
** Band Introduction **
The Family Ghost
Halloween (Guests: Michael Denner & Mikkey Dee)
Black Horsemen

Saturday 14 July 2012

Perfect Picnic Snacks from Greece



I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT PICNIC FOOD!
Large button mushrooms stuffed with beautiful feta cheese, soaked in olive oil (albeit the oil is a little on the heavy side). My God these a re SOOOO good! Yeah yeah they might look slimy and mushy buttry one and im fairly certain you will agree they are delicious.
And below we have olives, stuffed hot red 'olives' and sun dried tomatoes. IBeing a lover of spicy foods I particularly fell in love with those red 'olives'. (I say olives but im not 100% sure they are real olives). I bought these from a genuine Greek market stall that was in Carmarthen a week ago and yes they were on the pricer side but ultimately you get what you pay for and I wasn't disappointed.

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Better than strawberries

Thursday 28 June 2012

I *Heart* Candace

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Metal's Mona Lisa

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Im the grand old age of 41 this year but Candace Kusculain, singer of Walls Of Jericho, can get me drooling like a teenager every time I see or hear her. She is my perfect woman and I want her babies. See what I mean? Her beauty reduces me to writing gibberish on a blog, without a care or damn.
Of course the important bit is the fact she is in an awesome band who write some pretty fine f**king music but sometimes its fun to revert back to our most basic instinct and slobber like a kid on his first date.

Check her out below:

Tuesday 26 June 2012

Municipal Waste: New Great Vid!



"You're Cut Off" the brilliant new animated video from Virginian thrashers Municipal Waste. New album "The Fatal Feast" is out now! A truly kick ass band!

Thursday 21 June 2012

Britain's BIG Fry Up!



I need to go here. Or better still, I wish a local cafe would create something similar. Not saying it would be easy, far from it, the potatoes would make it harder for me because im not a fan of hash browns in a fry up, but I would certainly do a much better job than the guy in this video. Ive eaten large fried breakfasts in Ireland (not this big obviously but big) and always finished them with room for a bit more so I would be confident in getting my £15 back. Im starving now.

Saturday 16 June 2012

Friday 15 June 2012

Monsters Of Rock


1988 Monsters Of Rock ad

Before it was annoyingly changed to 'Download' (look im old fashioned okay?) this festival was a one day event called 'Monsters Of Rock' and it was as great back then as it is now (but with more long haired guys). I of course went to a few and due to a moody 'press pass' got to meet Guns n' Roses, Bon Jovi, WASP (who were dicks) and Maiden and witness the highs and lows (I was there when two fans were crushed to death in 1988).
If you weren't born in the 1980s its difficult to explain just how big an impact heavy metal made on fans lives. We wore patched denims/leathers, scrawled bands names on school desks and made compilations on music cassettes. Its much the same now (minus the cassettes) but back then it was new and and growing bigger before our very eyes.
I don't have a time machine for the 'Feasts Of Metal' but we do have the next best thing, Youtube! So sit back, grab a few cold ones and enjoy a few vids of early 'Monsters Of Rock'! Mosh \m/

Guns n' Roses 1988



Iron Maiden 1992



Some flyers from '87 and '88

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Slayer 1992



AC/DC 1991 (The Aussies have headlined the most)



Metallica 1995

Saturday 9 June 2012

Nuclear Assault in Newport

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80s Thrash kings

Nuclear Assault in Newport on September 29th, 1989 was another early great gig I was part of. Cant remember who supported them but I do recall it was a very lively and loud concert. Nuclear Assault were touring their brilliant 'Survive' album and at the ass end of eighties were one of the top thrash metallers on the scene, easily on par with Testament and Over Kill. Of course this was the birth of the awesome Thrash era, and I consider myself ONE LUCKY MOTHERF**KER to have been alive and witness it as it happened.
Damn I wish we'd had Smartphones and Youtube back then because I would have captured all my gigs in all their moshy, sweaty glory! I remember one guy climbing the stack of Marshall amps to the right of the stage as Nuclear Assault were halfway their blistering set, and when the crowd encouraged him to slam into the waiting denim clad arms from 20ft up, he did and the audience split in two. It would have been a perfect Youtube moment because it looked as if he'd landed on the deck (but really he'd been caught by a few of us because Metalheads are not dicks).

Friday 8 June 2012

D.R.I. Thrash Zone



1989s Thrash Zone by D.R.I. Enjoy bangers !!!!!!

Track listing:

1. Thrashard
2. Beneath the Wheel
3. Enemy Within
4. Strategy
5. Labeled Uncurable
6. You Say I'm Scum
7. Gun Control
8. Kill the Words
9. Drown You Out
10. The Trade
11. Standing in Line
12. Give a Hoot
13. Worker Bee
14. Abduction

Tuesday 5 June 2012

Poison Idea

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Bow to them

There is no escaping the fact that Poison Idea were big. Not in commercial terms, obviously, but in life, death, music and influence they were truly massive. Formed in Portland, Oregon in 1980 by frontman Jerry A the band seemed to get progessively more dangerous as they went along, almost deliberately pushing a lifestyle to its ultimate limits just to see what would break it. In a game of 'let's see who's the more punk' Jerry A once pointed a loaded gun at Dwarves singer Blag Dahlia and when guitarist Pig Champion died aged 47 this year it was a great loss of talent, but no great suprise.
But while Jerry A frequently breathed fire or sliced his head open onstage with broken glass, he also wrote lyrics that could rival Charles Buckowski in their beautiful ugliness, stark realism and savage honesty. And despite their seeming indolence and over-the-top drink/drug consumption Poison Idea were phenomenal musicians, capable of playing faster and tighter than any of their peers even when they couldn't stand up.
Their fans include Nirvana, Amen, Pearl Jam, Pantera, Machine Head, Turbonegro...and you if you've got any sense.

*This was an article in Kerrang! magazine a few years ago.

And now back to me. I first heard Poison Idea with the 'We Must Burn' and was intantly blown away. Their music is beautiful like a hot woman wearing nothing but hot pants and heels punching you in the face. Such a shame that a lot of our younger Metalheads have never even heard of this band, I think its criminal. Way way waaaay underrated. The albums 'Feel The Darkness' and 'Blank Blackout Vacant' are the most talked about but I love all their stuff. Its how (I believe) the Sex Pistols should have been.Punk might have been born in Britain, but the Americans did some fine tweakings to the genre and Poison Idea were at the front.

Check 'em out here.





Rest In Peace Pig!

Monday 4 June 2012

Samhain

It was thanks to Metallica that I got into The Misfits and later Samhain. The 'Tallica guys were always wearing Misfits tee shirts and covering their songs and thus it was inevitable I (and many other metalheads no doubt) would check the horror punk band out. No easy task either because like ive mentioned before, YOU try tracking down an album by a relatively unknown American punk band in a small town in Wales in the 1980s, pre internet and MTV. Luckily Swansea had a cool music shop called Musiquarium which specialised in rare vinyl imports, and the first Samhain record I bought was 1986s November Coming Fire, released on Glenn Danzig's Plan 9 record label. You can listen to it in its entirety below! Make sure you do too because its brilliant, dripping with moody melodies and almost creepy bass.




Track listing ~
1.Diabolos '88
2.In My Grip
3.Mother of Mercy
4.Birthright
5.To Walk The Night
6.Let The Day Begin
7.Halloween II
8.November's Fire
9.Kiss Of Steel
10.Unbridled
11.Human Pony Girl

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Monday 28 May 2012

Edgar Chicken

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Edgar

Sunday is the best day to get yourself a pet chicken. That was my Edgar yesterday, well behaved, quiet and rather tasty.

Monday 14 May 2012

Tenby's Greatest Chippy

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Greatness awaits beyond this doorway

Your dear mosher went down to Tenby yesterday and not only was the sun shining like a MoFo, the fish was fresh, the chips crispy and the Cola cold! I know I have mentioned Park Road chippy before but it does such fantastic fish & chips that I am compelled (yes really) to mention them again. Any lover of this classic British dish simply must visit this chip shop and taste the cod encased in golden batter. Its mouth watering!


Seriously good fish & chips

Saturday 12 May 2012

Razor Lipstick from the Honey Boyz

Its no secret that Grunge metal/music did for Glam metal what cheeseburgers and fried banana sandwiches did for Elvis; with one swipe from its nicotine stained Fender those grunge kids lopped off the back-combed heads of the lipstick shakers and sent them sprawling for cover behind the hairspray counters. Dirt 1 - Pretty boys 0.
But the boyz it would seem are making a come back. After a a decidedly rickety period during the late nineties and early 2000's, glam metal is striding the boards again and this time its the moody lads with the sad eyes who have taken a dirtnap, or dirtbath. Perhaps its a reflection of the times? We are going through a shallow period at the moment what with threats of terror and money getting spread less thickly across the globe, so maybe more songs about good time rock and roll and cheerleaders are just what the worlds collective doctor ordered. Anthems about suicide or self mourning are much less needed.
The mainstay rock that I grew up to in the 80's (Motley Crue, Poison, Faster Pussycat, Cinderella, L.A. Guns etc) are mostly still around and still hammering out tunes to this day. The Crue particularly so having not so long ago recorded one of their best albums in years (Saints Of Los Angeles). And long may they reign because these guys have certainly paid their dues on the live monster circuit and its refreshing to hear the fun back in music after the fretboards have dished out so much gloom.
Everything moves in cycles of course and the swings and roundabouts will often shake up the music trends but I believe that in these greyest of times the day glow neon of honest-to-God rock is a perfect antidote to the war and organised religion bullshit which currently plagues this planet. It is the crest we can all stand on/surf on while the rubbish goes on below. One of the stalwarts of hair metal/rock, Bon Jovi, once said that love was Bad Medicine and they might well correct but ROCK is a very fine medicine be it glam, hair, spandex or sleaze metal. Who cares the label when it SOUNDS so damn gooood!
Of course any self respecting metalhead (lets call us that for it is the title we all share whether we be into satan or spandex) will tread carefully around the more glammier tunes for fear of tarnishing both reputation and bullet belt. But to me this is silly, in fact goes completely against the metal grain in my (studded) book because there should be no RULES or restrictions in the headbanging scene. It ought to be all raised devil horns from Guns n' Roses to Cannibal Corpse, or Warrant to Mastodon. I definately ignore the 'rules', there's too much of those in the outside world. Poison has as much a place in my CD tray as Lamb Of God, and no shame have I in kicking out 'Talk Dirty To Me' straight after Metallica's 'Creeping Death'. Why the F- should I be ashamed? Metal to me is a serpent of many colours and in these days of garbage and swine there is even more need for ballads over moshing. As I sit here tapping words onto my screen I am accompanied by the Scorpions hit 'Wind Of Change'. Indeed they have changed again; my vote is for the guys in lippy to get us through the wars.

Check out Poison live at Monsters Of Rock 1990

Monday 7 May 2012

Amon Amarth App

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Heavy metal apps rule

Amon Amarth have recently released an app for iPhone and Android called Mobile Backstage and as phone applications go, its pretty decent. It has news, member list and wall, music, all good stuff to promote the band. And best of all its FREE! Its actually a pretty cool way for fans to chat because you simply click on a member you like the look of and post on his/her wall. You need to have a Facebook page to use it though so if you don't do the whole social media thing, this app will disappoint. Lookswise its very lush as we say in Wales, with art from the bands Surtur Rising album. Good stuffs in deed! This now means that two of my favourite bands (Slayer & Amon Amarth) have cool apps, both very welcome additions to my iPhone.

P.S. My nickname is Sikki on there, if you want to check me out. mosh! \m/

Sunday 6 May 2012

Fear Factory in Dallas

Check out some concert footage of the awesome Fear Factory at Trees in Dallas, Texas which went down on May 2nd.


Friday 4 May 2012

Hail the Humble Snail!

I will eat almost anything. You know by this by now huh? Snake hearts, kangaroo testicles, blood soup, im willing to push my taste buds and stomach to the limit in the search for weird culinary experiences. Man wouldn't have discovered anything if it wasn't for daredevils and crazies like yours truly, and if I can get YOU to discover just one tasty treat to spice up your dinner table, then i'll consider it job done.
In these videos I get to much on snails (Escargot if youre feeling posh) again and if you want to try them (and you really should) then head on down to Lidl where you will find a pack of 12 for just £1.99p in their French food selection.






Now like I said in an earlier post, snail doesn't really have a taste of its own. (Although I dare say it would if I went out and ate one of the slimy buggers raw in the garden.) It most definately doesn't taste like chicken and in all honesty after the strong garlic butter has gone, the meat is rather bland. Most people (those who would never summon up the courage to try one) would think of snails as pure ICK but they are wrong. Its got such a plain tatse that without the garlic you wouldn't even register it, nevermind go EWWWW! I can understand snails don't look very appetising but in my opinion they are no worse looking than the rubbish served up in fast food joints. (Note to self: must not mention 'chicken' nuggets.)
You can cook snails with a dash of cognac too which helps take away the clout from garlic but its a little early in the day to hit the cognac. (Once I pop I can't stop.) Do yourselves a favour and go get a plate of escargot in garlic butter sauce today. Taste not just snails but the freedom of an adventurous palate.

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Wednesday 25 April 2012

Motorhead/Anthrax UK Tour

Motorhead and Anthrax have announced a UK tour and are scheduled to play:

Wolverhampton Civic Hall (November 5)
O2 Apollo Manchester (6)
Newcastle City Hall (8)
O2 Academy Glasgow (9)
Leicester De Montfort Hall (11)
Cambridge Corn Exchange (12)
Portsmouth Guildhall (14)
Bournemouth Solent Hall (15)
O2 Academy Brixton (17)
Bristol Colston Hall (18)



Thursday 12 April 2012

National Grilled Cheese Day

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The LSD for dreams

Its National Grilled cheese Day today (is there a special day for everything?) so in its honour heres a pic of a drunken dish I knocked up a few nights ago. Cheese, onion, toast. A Holy trinity in the food world much like fish, mashed potatoes, parsley sauce. Grilled cheese is a particular favourite of this headbanger because (A) it reminds me of childhood, and (B) you can do quite a bit with it such as adding Worcester Sauce, baked beans, etc. I can (and do) go through a large sized hunk of cheese (say 350g) in a couple of days. Is that bad? Dont be silly, how can anything that tastes so good in a hundred different ways be bad? Preposterous idea!
And on the metal side of things, if you pop over to iTunes right now, you can download a 'forgotten' track off Pantera's awesome Vulgar Display Of Power album. Its called 'Piss' and a fine track it is too (check it out below). I bought my first iPhone yesterday so 'Piss' has become my first ever iTune purchase. Metal (and cheese) Forever!

P.S. did you know the Welsh word for cheese is caws? You do now!


Saturday 7 April 2012

United Kingdom Apple Core

Back in 1986 emerged a young British thrash band who brought some cool music and a dose of FUN to the scene. Their name was Acid Reign and they were a bloody great band! They were picked up by British thrash metal label Under One Flag in '88 and released the Moshkinstein EP, which is when I discovered them. The EP cover (shown below) stood out from the rest in that crowded Musiquarium record shop in Swansea and as soon as I got home and played it, I was hooked.
The awesome 'Goddess', the punchy 'Suspended Sentence' and the truly awesome 'Motherly Love', their song to Norman Bates. Brilliant stuff!

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They got to support bands like Flotsam and Jetsam, Death Angel, Nuclear Assault and Exodus, touring on Exodus' "Fabulous Disaster Tour".
Sadly they weren't around for long and after releasing just two full length albums, (1989s 'The Fear' and 'Obnoxious' in 1990) they went their seperate ways.
But it was fun while it lasted. Fantastic music to skate to as well! Moshkinstein!

Check out Motherly Love below!



Humanoia

Friday 6 April 2012

Vindaloo x2



Ordered prawn vindaloo and a lamb vindaloo. Which one was hottest? Watch the vid and find out. Both were 5 stars and if you want one yourself go to Farhin's on Priory street in Carmarthen. Seriously good curries. And no, im not on their payroll.


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Prawn on left, lamb to the right

Wednesday 4 April 2012

In Fry We Trust



Quick! Call the health police, I just fried bacon AND bread! Oh my f**king God, im such a hedonist. Frying food? Don't I know that grilling is better? Well NO its not. Grills are only good for cheese on toast.

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Quoteth Thy Brigand Pen

"When I listen to Motley I want to f**k you. When I listen to Slayer I want to f**k you up." Me, the Feaster of Blogland.

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Rattlesnakes Of Sunset Strip

1980's Los Angeles spawned a slew of great rock/metal bands, from thrash metal to hard rock. It must have been a f**king amazing scene to have been mixed up in if you had the good fortune to live there at the time.
Even before rock music claimed it, Sunset Strip had been a gltzy, glamorous place in the 1930s, 40s and 50s. There was the 'Gardens Of Allah' apartments where writers including Dorothy Parker and F.Scott Fitzgerald had lived. Make no mistake, the Strip has been the favoured haunt of many artists. One could say it was a cradle of creativity when it was in its prime.
But lets go to the 80's when rock and metal was king. If you were in a band, Sunset Strip was THE place to get noticed and make a name for yourself. Everyone from Van Halen to Guns N' Roses strutted their stuff there and hung out but for me, a young 10 year old living on the other side of the world in Wales, one band stood out. One group grabbed my attention with their wild image (which I thought was utterly beautiful) and rock/metal/punky sound and that was the awesome Motley Crue.
It must be said I loved them as soon as I clapped eyes on them, which would have been after the release of Shout At The Devil in 1983. I bought it on cassette (Cd's were a way off) and it was the cover design that first pulled me in. The flames behind Mick Mars, Nikki's wild hair underlined by those now famous thick, black lines under his eyes, Tommy staring defiantly like he was on a mission and Vince with his blonde good looks resembling a rock n' roll angel come to preach the virtues of sin. And it only got better once you pressed PLAY. I remember sitting up way past bedtime on school nights, listening to Shout At The Devil back to back on a Walkman (they were new then too) and playing 'air drums' while sitting up in bed in the dark. It a wonder I awoke for school at all.

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Kickstarted my rebel heart

By the time Theatre Of Pain was released in '85 I was a total Crue head, filling my school books with scrawls of glittery pentagrams and Motley song titles. Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Kiss and Ozzy were there too of course but these dudes from Los Angeles filled with hedonistic attitudes and dangerous 'recreational pursuits' moved into a space in my heart that they occupy to this day. In hindsight I was a pretty wreckless, bratty kid myself so its little wonder they clicked with me and as I myself went on to live a life near the edge Motley were the perfect soundtrack.
Come to think about it the band released a few albums at important times of my life; the awesome Girls, Girls, Girls arrived in 1987 just as I was leaving school and 1989's Dr. Feelgood when I entered into my first 'serious' relationship with a girl. By then I was a huge fan, almost to the point of obssession. (Motley Crue and Slayer will always be the biggest bands in my life. Different sounds, same F**K You aggression.) I could draw Motley tee shirt designs using free hand and without looking at the picture. I knew them all by heart.
The bands debut offering, Too Fast For Love, I got around the same time I picked up Dr. Feelgood because it was such a hard record to get hold of back then in this tiny part of Wales. You had to go to shops which sold imported records and be grateful when your favourite band turned up.

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Nevertheless I must be honest in this piece and while my love for the band has never really left me, my enthusiasm did wane and for a few years I did take time out from their music. In 1993 I (along with everyone else) was swept away from the hard rock scene when Nirvana almost single handedly reshaped music. Grunge was in, rock was out and to be fair it was a refreshing blast. So the Crue's 1994 self titled album 'Motley Crue' slid by without me paying it the slightest bit of attention. Ditto to Generation Swine in 1997 and 2000's New Tattoo. I had gone back to my more heavy leanings and bands like Slayer, Pantera, Cannibal Corpse and Crowbar. I don't think I ever read news about Motley Crue or read a story about them during these times (the internet back then not being as popular as now.) They simply slipped off my radar as far as their new stuff was concerned, but of course I still played the early albums.
It wasn't until 2007 (maybe 2006) that my love was rekindled for the Crue. By this time I had moved in to my new house with my wife and we set up a regular internet connection, enabling me to catch up on the recent news and gossip of artists I had grown up listening to. Naturally Motley were one of the first I checked out.
The internet is a Godsend for music fans when I look back to how fans of yesteryear got their information. Now it only takes a few clicks and one is supplied with everything you need to know in a few seconds. And man was I glad to discover that not only were Motley Crue still going (none of them had died yet shock!) but they were still releasing music. From then on my old love resurfaced and I was a re-addicted Crue head!
Online I found out about Nikki's other projects like Brides Of Destruction and the brilliant Sixx A.M. (should being in TWO cool bands be allowed?) and best of all the new Motley Crue album, Saints Of Los Angeles, in 2008. And what a record thats is! There were a few old metal/rock/whatever artists who released CDs in 2008 which managed to recapture the energy and enthusiasm of days of old and Vince and co. were definately among them. Saints went back to being what the Crue are all about; sleazy riffs, balls out attitude, cute imagery and full on rock n' roll. They went back to being the band I remember sitting up all night in dark air drumming to. They were simply Motley f**king Crue ~ the beast that never dies.
Someone really ought to make 'em Saints.

Monday 2 April 2012

Say What....?

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Satan rules!

Dumb Shit People Say to Metalheads:

1. "Metal? Yeah I like Nickelback too."

2. "Do you worship the devil?"

3. "Why do you grow your hair so long?" (Used to get this all the time growing up)

4. "You have to be tattooed to listen to heavy metal."

5. "Its just a phase."

6. "Slayer are too extreme."

7. "Are you always this angry?"

8. "Why not listen to normal music?"

9. "But the lyrics are all about Nazis and Satan."

10. "Do you ever wash those clothes?"

11. "You cant understand what the band is singing."

Sunday 25 March 2012

Dimension Hatross

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A metalhead earlier

Ever heard of Canadian band Voivod? Well you should because they made an album in 1988 called Dimension Hatross which is f**king killer! After hearing the awesome Tribal Convictions on the metal chart slot of the Chart Show in the eighties, I went straight to Swansea HMV and got a copy of the album. True story. What an album, every track is a blend of metal, techno, thrash and pounding bad ass bass lines. It still more than holds up today and indeed pi$$es on a lot of newer stuff by a heavy mile.
I never read many rave reviews back in the day and a few metalheads have never heard of the album. For f**king shame! You NEED Dimension Hatross in your life! Its a straight up 11/10 5 star record.

Track listing
Prologue
1. Experiment
2. Tribal Convictions
3. Chaosmöngers
4. Technocratic Manipulators

Epilogue
5. Macrosolutions to Megaproblems
6. Brain Scan
7. Psychic Vacuum
8. Cosmic Drama
9. Batman (Theme to the 1960s Batman show)

Wiki wrongly states that Batman only appears on the CD version, and doesn't feature on the cassette/vinyl recordings. Bullshit! Or my cassette is ultra rare because its on mine.

Do yourselves a favour and check 'em out here!

Monday 19 March 2012

Cheese & Chives

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So moorish!

Why in name of Kerry King's beard have Tesco stopped selling these wonderful crisps? It was one of the only tasty things they sold. (I find their grub very bland). Forget Pringles, these cheese & chive potato snacks were the buisness. And I demand Tesco bring them back this instant!

Friday 16 March 2012

Burger with Onion Rings

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Smile!

I was surfing American burger joints a few days ago and saw one (it might have been from In n' Out Burgers but not 100%) where they put onion rings on the pattie'burger instead of regular fried onions. Now I was always of the mind that onions were the preferred topping of hot dogs but I could never turn down the chance to cook and taste a new idea. The cheese was extra mature but the burger I used was a veggie type *shock* Not that it mattered because the cheese and onion were the dominant flavours in this burger and I enjoyed it.
Id be interested to see how a fried egg would taste in this combo were I to replace cheese for eggs. Could be onto a winner there come to think about it as the yolk would compliment the battered onions fairly well. *Makes mental note to add egg next*
By the way if like me you are partial to a slice of bread and butter with your chips/fries, pass on it with this meal. I definately will be next time! Tasty burger though, well recommended.

Music to eat to ~ Slayer, Rammstein, Obituary.

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Onion specs

Sunday 11 March 2012

Pepperoni Pizza & Egg



Heres something I rustled up last night during a drinking session. you can tell im on the sauce because I repeat the fact im using fresh farm eggs throughout the entire vid. El Oh El! (LOL geddit?) Anyway this is one of those perfect drinking meals in my opinion as it covers all the bases: meat, bread, cheese and egg. Enjoy!

Ps ~ theres no Cannibal Corpse playing in the background like there usually is, because if there was you wouldn't hear me talking. And you wouldn't want that now would you?

Saturday 10 March 2012

Ride The (Green) Lightning

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This is a rare misprint of Metallica's Ride The Lightning album, where the familiar blue is replaced with a nice shade of green. Only 400 copies were pressed in 1984 by Bernett Records which makes them super prized collectors items.

Saturday 18 February 2012

To Fry and Defy



A couple of years ago we had a powercut in the A.M. just as I wanted a Welsh Fr Up. Well there's as much chance of me getting a date with Dame Helen Mirren (although I still live in hope) as there is of me going without a cooked breakfast so what to do? Dig out the camping stove and fry of course!

Thursday 16 February 2012

Chicken Crumbs

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Breadcrumbs without chicken

So I bought a bag of chicken nuggets to use the meat in a vindaloo. (Its my lazy assed way of making a curry when I want a quick one knocked up). All I do is cook the nuggets, strip the breadcrumbs from the 'chicken' (im still not convinced its chicken) and use it in a vindaloo.
But WHAT THE F**K? Look at how much breadcrumb coating there is without the meat!? No wonder the folk who usually shovel this stuff down their necks have waists like double decker buses. Jeepers! Naturally there will be more coating on these foods but when you actually see it like this its quite shocking. Im glad I used the meat only, and binned the rest.

Check the vid out.

Tuesday 14 February 2012

Napalm Death Scum Redux

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Bagsy the purple one!

In 1987 grindcore kings Napalm Death, unleashed the awesome Scum album onto the world. The world (especially the heavy metal bits of it) was staggered. It was LOUD and faster than a blue arsed fly on speed. I f**king loved it! Im playing From Enslavement To Obliteration (released not long after) as I type.
Feasts Of Metal bring thee great news. Scum is set to be re-released on limited-edition coloured vinyl LP (and CD) on March 5 via the super Earache Records. Get it in!!

Spam Fritters

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Looks greasy, tastes great!

I like Spam. I know it gets knocked around as 'World War II food' because of its popularity due to rationing in the 1940's but I care not. I like the stuff. And its versatile too because it will go with almost anything. Salads, chips, rice, eggs, you name it. I can't understand folk not liking Spam, afterall its only chopped pork shoulder meat & ham. Just add batter for fritters. Whats not to like?
as you can see, I cooked a few baked spuds to go with them and im happy to report it was a success. Huzzah! By the way those dollops of what look like butter on the potatoes, are not butter at all but Cheese spread. Added artery buster granted but its not like I cook this every day. Moderation.

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Wouldn't it just!

Thursday 9 February 2012

A Crisp Sarnie

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With added crunch

I used to munch on crisp sandwiches when I was a young mosher, and for some reason I started hankering after one last night. The result is in the photo above. Admittedly it looks a little plain thanks to the bright light I held it under for the picture, but rest assured it was fine.
But be warned! There are few rules to making these things. Granted these rules are not solid gold and you may ignore them, but don't come running to me if you end up with an unholy mess.

1. Medium bread is best.
2. Use butter not margarine and don't spread it too thick. And try to resist buttering both sides of bread.
3. Keep the cap on the ketchup, you'll only end up with an overload of clashing flavours. Trust me, ive tried it.
4. If using cheese as filler, GRATE IT!
5. Never crush the crisps so much that they resemble cigarette ash. Ruins it totally.

I used thin turkey slices in my sarnie with salt & vinegar crisps. A light spreading of butter, a few slices of meat before adding the crisps. Close the sandwich, press it down lightly so the crisps break but dont get mangled and voila! Serve and enjoy!