Duck! Its Chips!

Daffys always a favourite with chips

Todays luncheon moshers! Crispy duck (£3.99 from German supermarket Lidl) and chips (our American cousins call them fries). And it was to f**king die for! The skin and flesh of a duck is something else, and if one of the perks on a sunday morning is lurking around your wife/partner, trying to steal bits of chicken skin or pork crackling, then wait until you get a load of duck! Obviously this blog post is aimed at duck virgins (and boy does THAT sound weird!) because readers who have already tasted this delicious bird will know exactly what I mean.
Allow me to spell it out again, in case that chicken got your earhole: DUCK IS F**KING TASTY AS ALL HOLY F**K! Get that? Feed them in the park all you want but unless you've tried duck, either as a roast dinner or accompanied by chips and egg, I can safely say that you have never lived. Well you did but all bland like *smiles*

Slobber and drool over these pics and vids. I bought two because....why not? Orgasm on a plate.

Parson's Nose

Pygostyle: a tasty morsel

It was Thanksgiving Day yesterday (I celebrate eventhough im Welsh), and once again when the turkey was ready I headed straight for the part I enjoy the most: the Parson's Nose.
"WTF is that?" I hear the keyboards ask in unison like a curious congregation of plastic. Really wanna know? Very well, its the birds ass. No kidding! The Parson's Nose is that juicy protuberance that you can see on the Turkey/chicken's backside, and the reason its so succulent is it contains the uropygial gland that produces the birds preen oil. And its bloody delicious! (Even more than the skin/giblets).
Don't let the description put you off, plop it in your gob and you will see that even things which look and sound unappetising are actually very very good. He that dareth, winneth! Enjoy!