The Poet's Mudball

See the egg? Its not needed.

Right I promised you dear moshers that I would share a snack I created myself (at least ive never come across it elsewhere) and here it is, I call it the Poet's Mudball! And it is flipping lush (lovely) I tell you, LUSH!
So simple too. All you need is a Pot Noodle (think Raman noodles) and a *Scotch Egg.
Create a hole in the breadcrumbed part (as seen above), pull the egg out and eat it whole. It gives you something to chew on while the noodles soak in the soy sauce. Leave the Pot Noodle stand for 5 minutes then fill the Scotch Egg 'casing' with noodles and voila! You have an instant tasty as f**k treat. Chicken & Mushroom flavour Pot Noodles are what work best in a Poet's Mudball, the curry one is too peppery. But hey there are no solid rules here, and if a curry one is more your jug of Jagerbomb then go for it!


How apples should be

* A Scotch Egg is hard-boiled egg coated in a sausage meat mixture then rolled in breadcrumbs and deep fried.

Music to eat to ~ Foo Fighters, System Of A Down, Helmet.