No words need really to be said. Go on veggies lick the screen! Then cease thy silly abstinence from meat and get thee to a butchers. Once there, order a few pounds of bacon rashers then get on home (after having bought a dozen eggs also). Turn on an oven hot plate and put a frying pan on top, with a dollop of oil/lard in it. When sufficiently hot enough, fy the bacon first, then the egg. By now your nostrils will assaulted by such an intoxicating smell, the smell of sizzling swine, that resistance will be futile and you will begin to realise what a fool you have been.
Once fried to perfection, put the bacon/eggs, that magical combination, inbetween two slices of buttered bread. Add brown sauce if it pleases you. A mug of tea is the preferred beverage to accompany this. Now eat! And you are now cured.
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