Piranha Salad

Awesome salad

Fancy a healthier meal to work off all that Christmas goose? (Please don't say you had turkey...yuck!) Then why not go for another METAL MEAL OF THE MOTORHEAD GODS and rustle up a PIRANHA SALAD?Yeah you read it right, piranha. Okay you might need a trip to the Amazon but look at it! I'm sure it would be worth it *Devil Horns* Simply whack a few Pygocentrus nattereri (Ooh fancy!) under a grill for a few light sessions, garnish and serve with lettuce, tomato and other veggie type shite. Apparently its a very popular dish in the jungles and these folk have lived unmolested by technology for centuries so how wrong can it be? By the holy garters of Lita Ford, I would certainly get that bad boy down my ever hungry gullet. Admit it! It looks delicious.

A Greek Metal Salad

Greek Salad ~ Tasty

'Tis very rare that I decide to go all healthy and choose a salad, but my moshing brethren, a Greek salad is different to other types. In fact this one even fills me up! *Shock* Also it is almost vegetarian. *Falls Over*
Rice, feta cheese, olives, beans and some grassy stuff is all thats needed to whip this dish up and you'll be pleased you did because its extremely tasty. I usually eat it on its own but if you're feeling extra peckish then something like fresh rainbow trout or chicken breast would be good to add to it. Drinkie wise I suggest a white wine or cold cider.
My arteries got a proper shock when at this dish, and so did my taste buds. Im usually a devout salad dodger but this ticks all the boxes.

Music to eat it to ~ System Of A Down, Van Halen and Dio. Rest In Peace Ronnie !!