Satan rules!
Dumb Shit People Say to Metalheads:
1. "Metal? Yeah I like Nickelback too."
2. "Do you worship the devil?"
3. "Why do you grow your hair so long?" (Used to get this all the time growing up)
4. "You have to be tattooed to listen to heavy metal."
5. "Its just a phase."
6. "Slayer are too extreme."
7. "Are you always this angry?"
8. "Why not listen to normal music?"
9. "But the lyrics are all about Nazis and Satan."
10. "Do you ever wash those clothes?"
11. "You cant understand what the band is singing."
